Pirate Life

Terms

Updated 2026-11-05

These terms cover buying Pirate Life, and they are short on purpose.

Who sells it

You pay in USDC or by card. In USDC, we sell the game to you directly. By card, Polar sells it to you as the seller of record: it takes the payment, charges any sales tax or VAT, and sends the receipt, under its own terms. Either way, what you get and your unlock come from us, under these terms.

Paying by card

The price is 14.99 US dollars, paid once with no subscription, plus any sales tax or VAT Polar must charge where you live; the total shown at checkout is what you pay. When the payment goes through, the page you land on shows your unlock code and we email it to you.

Paying in USDC

What you get

System requirements

Your unlock

When a purchase ends

A refund or a chargeback ends the purchase, and you agree to delete the downloaded copy and stop using the unlock code.

Warranty and liability

If you buy as a consumer, the law where you live may give you a guarantee that what you bought works as described, and nothing here reduces it. Nothing in these terms limits your legal remedies if what you bought is not as described. Apart from those rights, for other losses and to the extent the law allows, we are not liable for indirect or consequential losses, and our total liability is limited to what you paid.

None of this limits liability for death or personal injury caused by negligence, for fraud, or for harm caused on purpose or through gross negligence.

Refunds

See Refunds: 14 days, no questions asked.

Changes

If these terms change, the date at the top changes with them. A change applies to purchases made after that date. It never takes away what you already bought.

Who we are

Pirate Life is made by bark babark, a brand of Tidy Machines LLC, a Wyoming company. These terms are governed by the laws of the State of Wyoming, United States, without taking away any protection the consumer laws of your country give you. Contact: support@barkbabark.com.